RUN 1881 - FISHFINGER @ BOWEN PARK

Fishfinger, a man of few words and even fewer bowel movements. A man that, legend has it, is harder to penetrate than a Tilleys barmaid. And not unlike Bowen Park which is
one of those venues that takes the upmost planning to get in to, as it's access is from one direction only. How many times, over the years, have we been there
and laughed at first timers driving in the wrong direction along Bowen drive looking dolefully out of the car windows at the unreachable venue, their mouths opening and closing
like a beached salmon. Arrrrr, it's the little things in life that make life so wonderful. And then you are brought back to earth by people like GERBILs (Day dream evaporates) 
 
The run took the elite walkers through Telopea park (the new home of Canberra's Zika movement) through the post apocalyptic ruins of the Kingstone shops, across the
archealogical digs of what used to be Wentworth avenue, and along the echoing concrete chasms of the empty shopfronts of the Kingston foreshore. 
FISHFINGER parked his fishmongers truck in Malcolm Turnbulls driveway. CRASH and BURN (A close personal friend of the Turnbull family) literally dived from Malcolms
balcony into the first opened bag of chips, came up for air, took a breath and went back in. There were many comments about the mulled wine, mostly with regards to a lack
of cloves. SCARLETT ate a whole bag of the only flavoured chips at the stop, infuriating C and B 
 
MEAT TO PLEASE YOU attempted to give a run report but was cut off in mid sentence by his excellency SEXCHANGE just as he had given a preliminary score of 14 (The
number of years since Australia has held the Bledisloe cup), had a drink and finished his report with a score of 29-9, which, coincidently was the score on the weekend.
EASY COME EASY GO took us through the walk, stating that it was a typical Kiwi run, passing through the Telopea gaylands, past the pole dancing studios and the firemans
workout shed. All scenary and no substance.
 
Lots of V.V.R.'s including: KITTY, DUCKHEAD, HORNBLOWER, BIG BOY, SOFTY, GOBBLES, EASY, SQTR RUBBER DUCKYand ANKLE BITER.
 
Coincidently, the last time the hash saw RUBBER DUCKY was in Greenway, and only this afternoon a body was found in Greenway.....Coincidence????? 
 
BETTY BOOP was charged In Absentia for giving the entire hash the flu at the Hawaian (Sic) night. COUNT HER FEET charged ANKLE BITER for being abusive over the City
to Surf weekend. It was pointed out that SCROTUM BITER was doing an extremely bad Cardinal Sin impersonation. CENTREFOLD and MCTRASH were ironically charged with 
out of tune and badly timed singing and were then forced to listen to the rest of the pack destroy a usually wonderful down down tune.  
RUBBER DUCKY and all Ex GMs were taken away. There were a series of charges laid against the token hash Seppo (all hashes should have one), including training for
hash and being noisy. HORSE was late, GREASE NIPPLE didnt blow the horn much tonight.
 
It's usually about here that HF and MTPY have tit 4 tat rugby charges, but not this week due to a pre emptive strike by the Honorable SEXCHANGE. HELLO KITTY gave the FRB
to......wait for it................JR. MTPY gave the prick to .............wait for it ..................HF. Cracker of the week was given to SCARLETT for single handedly devouring an entire
sack of flavoured chips. At this point the pack felt the need to honour all Navy and Ex Navy personnel in the circle and thanked them for defending democracy and keeping
them safe at nights. Ironically the next charge involved a case of domestic violence by COUNT HER FEET against GOBBLES.
 
SCARLETT has now been seen to leave the start of 1250 CAPITAL Hash runs. Tonight, the word COCK was only mentioned 17 times. There was a convoluted charge involving
DRUNKEN TIGERs glasses and a Poofters flat in Oxford street and the night finished with a dishonourable mention of SUNBEAMs cloverdosed mulled wine.
 
Good Nosh from FISHFINGER, good company and a nice warm fire on what turned out to be a balmy Canberra night. ON ON Y'all.